Questions for Life

1.    Why do you need a drivers' license to buy booze when you can't 
drink and drive? 

2.    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 

3.    Why are there intestates in Hawaii? 

4.    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of 
parachutes? 

5.    Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? 

6.    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? 

7.    Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? 

8.    If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? 

9.    If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to 
a pan? 

10.  If buttered toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always 
lands on it's feet, what would happen if you tied the toast to the back 
of the cat and dropped it? 

11.  Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM machine? 

12.  If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights,
what happens? 

13.  You know how most packages say open here?  what is the protocol if 
the package says open somewhere else? 

14.   Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? 

15.   Why is a brassiere singular and panties plural? 

16.   Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a 
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? 

17.   You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? 

18.   Why is it that when you are driving and looking for a particular 
address you turn down the radio? 

19.   Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 

20.    Why are apartments called apartments when the are all stuck together? 

21.    What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? 

22.    If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress? 

23.    If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what 
do freedom fighters fight? 

just stuff to get the head  moving......have a great day kids!!!!!!!!=)